DumDumBlonde

Some people might think I'm just another Dumb Blonde, because I misspelled my username. But hey, I am not. In fact, I'm your DumDumBlonde. You might even say I'm your Suicide Blonde. And this is not a game!

t is not funny either, because I have a Mission and a Mission Statement to make. So, listen carefully. I will only say it once:

It's about time that the Bullshit and the Crap got wiped out from the World Wide Web. It's about time that the internet got cleared and cleaned from the Fakes and the Frauds, from the Losers and the Loners, from the Silly Jokes and the Sick Jokes and the Ranters and the Ravers, from the False Prophets and the Self Publishing Poets and the Winners of Bad Taste Awards.

I thought of this while I was being stalked by a guy - oh hell, maybe it was a gall, you can't be sure on the internet, with all those terrible NickNames... But okay, this guy or gall was trying to seduce me by writing on his blog all this lousy poems for me.

Bad poetry it was. Very bad poetry.

So I left this comment:

TO THE WINNER OF THE BAD TASTE AWARD

You wrote this poem for you

and asked me to leave a comment

and so I hereby have to say

that it is horrible - are you serious

about your feelings for me?

I can’t stress enough

that your poetry is absolutely

f***ing terrible, replete

with tautology,

wholly lacking in metre,

trope, convention

and written in bad English too.

You write like some f***ing

inarticulate, unintelligent & barely literate

Dumb Blonde would write Poetry

in her Diary, diapering

and whining 'cause

I didn't want to go dining

with you.

When you grow up,

just let me know & until then

keep whining, 'cause the world

needs more babies.

But I don't.

 

Seems he deleted not only his blog account.

So watch out, 'cause you could be the next victim of the Suicide Blonde.

And remember, I shoot from the hip, and I use DumDum Blonde Bullets.